Dadisms

For anyone who has ever met my Dad, they can tell you he is a "classic".

He's known for his dry sense of humor, his sarcasm ( gee, I wonder where I got it from..lol) & his strange one liners.

Not that I think I'll ever forget them but I want to write some of them down.
If anyone reading this can think of any I have forgotten please tell me.

Im pretty sure he has asked any of my friends the following question. And we all always wondered what the hell he was talking about. Well, we probably thought that with a lot of them :)

"Ya think you'll ever go back?"

"Don't take any wooden nickels"

"Keep your nose clean"

"If I had your money, I'd quit"

"If I had your money, I'd throw mine out"

"Too much ting ting tan tutta"

"Everyday is a new beginning"

"Don't pull any punches"

"Go on home, your mother's got buns"

"Be a straight shooter"

"How much do you charge to haunt a house?"


And then there are my nicknames.

Short pants ( to which I would then call him "long pants" )

Mike

Runt

Stretch

Bag of Bones

The best part about all of these sayings & all of the nick names is, I will have them forever.
Nothing. Not death, not time, not one single thing can ever take them from me.